yo im dave and i like hiding under hoodies
Shit. FUK. Late to the party; gotta get in the massive gaddamn queue of people telling you that you’re hot. Believe every single one of them. ♥A♥
Dobby is our 1 year old long haired chiweenie
Made with silk! I super love this colour. Sahnehn if I’ve ever seen it. ♥
motivation night vale style
”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?”
”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT YOU ALL UP AND OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MISERY.”
The last thing Dualscar ever did see :Y
Figures, he’d go out trying to make deadgrub jokes (get it, because ORPHANER. HAH. eugh).
HERE’S YOUR MAKARA YOU BUNCHA FANBIDDIES. Also the stitched together version: is here
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.
My friends told me I couldn’t make Zant attractive.
THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED THE FIRST TIME HOLY SHIT
Hey there. This pallet, god. Took a long time trying to beat the colors into making some sense, and I learned a lot but my brain is fried. Please just imagine they’re by the sea having a little moment, and take me back to season one. ;v;
Bonus: Failed first attempt. I always want to do simple and clean with lines and flat colors but nope. By the time I realize, it’s already partway rendered and awkward-looking… and I usually end up having to go further…
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart
(im an idiot)
this is the most important video on the tumblrMy favorite part is the lady in the background NOT NOTICING ANYTHING
that lady is my mother and 1000% used to my bullshit.
ok but can we take a moment to appreciate the TAPDANCING in SANDALS
animals befriending each other is the best thing